Please accept this written notice as my official resignation. I will be leaving my current position as (current day-job) effective Friday, December 14, 2012. Thank you for the opportunity to work with the wonderful employees of (awesome) department. I enjoyed my time at (this place) and I wish you continued success with the (cool) grant.
Yep, I just quit my day job. Thanks for making possible, loyal readers!
Now I’m going to go breathe into a paper bag before I faint.